Inspired by the animated movie, I am proud to bring you . . .
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
In this, the most epic of all epic battles, all of the best of everything in the universe will meet at last . . . to kick the living crap out of each other!
Never before has such an event occured in the history of all of time! This will be the final battle of all final battles! The winner of this battle shall forever be the best ever of anything ever. Period.
Without further ado, I'll explain how this battle shall be fought!
-There will be eight divisions which will all battle seperately. The winner of each division moves on to the finals, where they will battle in the final showdown.
-The game will be structured similar to the Hurt and Heal game curently running. However, it is important to note the following: When you hurt someone, they will lose 3 HP instead of only two. Hopefully this will speed up the preliminary rounds somewhat. When someone is healed, they still regain only one HP.
-We will go through the divisions in order.
-Again, in order to make this not drag on for a year, you can post multiple times a day.
And so, we meet the contestants:
Division 1- Ultimate Monsters
-Godzilla *WINNER!*
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Mew -It's super effective! Wild Mew fainted!-
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Optimus Prime -Apparently his disguise wasn't enough.-
-Omnimon -He put up a good fight, but lost to a lizard.--
The Kraken -The first to go. Now he's kalamari!-
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King Kong -T'was not bueaty, but us who killed him-
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Cloverfield -He lost to a lizard and a fusion of a dinosaur and a wolf.-
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Menos Grande -We slashed his mask. Deal with it.-
Division 2 – Ultimate Villains
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Darth Vader -The force is not strong with this one.-
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Magneto -After a not so gruelling battle, Magneto fell to Aizen.-
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Bowser -First to go. Well duh. He gets beat up by a plumber every other day.-
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Aizen *Winner!*
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The Joker -Not serious enough.-
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Captain Barbossa -Even the great undead pirate couldn't escape from the members of this forum.-
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Dr. Evil -Apparently he lacked the (scene change to squirrel picture) Nuts!!-
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Voldemort -I can't say his name, but You-Know-Who is dead.-
Division 3 – Ultimate Villains 2
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Doctor Octopus -He got his tentacles tied.-
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Doctor Doom -He met his "doom. Haha. I made a pun.-
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Sephiroth *WINNER!*
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Freddy Kruger -At last the nightmare has ended, right? right?-
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Orochimaru -Yet another mysterious villain is banished to the darkness. Oh well.-
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Yagami Light -He lost. But what's worse is he can't go to heaven or hell.-
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Shishio -I never figured out who this was anyways... Maybe that's why he died in less than 25 minutes.-
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The Mummy -I think he'll stay dead this time.-
Division 4 - Superheros
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Spiderman -Nobody likes an emo-spidey. You go squishy now.-
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Super Man -Kryptonite, go!-
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Batman -The Dark Knight died. Simple.-
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The Human Torch -We put the hose on him.-
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Goku -The saiyan eventually lost to Anderson, but he put up a great fight.-
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Neo *Winner!*
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Darkwing Duck -Disney shall never win.-
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Nightcrawler -The teleporter managed to avoid his foes with not-so increadible dexterity. However, he still died.-
Division 5 - Real-Life People
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Chuck Norris *WINNER!*
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Mr. Rogers -A tear shed for those who were lost...-
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Jackie Chan -He was fighting Chuck Norris, who didn't see this coming?-
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Arnold Schwarzenegger -The Govenator has faltered. Too many trips through time must've crossed his circuits-
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“Hollywood” Hulk Hogan -Turns out he can't fight as well as he can act like he can fight...-
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Shaq -I guess he can't fight much better than he shoots free throws.-
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Abraham Lincoln -Just too old and too dead. Abe put up a strong fight, but there's no match for good kung-fu and terminating, and roundhousing.-
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Simon Cowell -What the bloody hell was that?-
Division 6 – Video Game Heroes
-Jak
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Ratchet -Must have run out of ammo. Better luck next time, butler!-
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Spyro the Dragon -Every new game he forgets how to fly, ya just can't win like that.-
-Vincent Valentine
-Mario
-Sonic the Hedgehog
-Mega-Man
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Sora -DISNEY IS RETARDED! YOU GO BURN!-
Division 7 - Random Heros
-Indiana Jones
-Santa Claus
-The Thing
-Wolverine
-Achilles
-Jack Sparrow
-Austin Powers
-King Leonidis
Division 8 – Random
-Kirby
-Homer Simpson
-Link
-Tetris L-Block
-Fred Flinstone
-Captain Planet
-The Incredible Hulk
As you can see, this truely will be the ultimate final showdown. And so, we shall begin with the first division! Remember, hurting someone is minus 3 HP and healing is plus 1.
Godzilla - 15
Mew - 15
Optimus Prime - 15
Omnimon - 15
The Kraken - 15
King Kong - 15
Cloverfield - 15
Menos Grande - 15
Allow me to go first.
Godzilla - 16 HEAL
Mew - 15
Optimus Prime - 15
Omnimon - 15
The Kraken - 12 Hurt
King Kong - 15
Cloverfield - 15
Menos Grande - 15
Subject: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny 
Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:46 pm
